A Game About Not Starting a Podcast With Your Best Friend

A Game About Not Starting a Podcast With Your Best Friend by Nicholas Esposito & Ed Forth The sky is dark. The wind is cold Your best friend approaches [[Wait and talk to them]] [[RUN!!]]

"Hey!" When are we going to start that podcast? [[Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]] [[I've cleared my schedule next Tuesday, let's do this!]] [[I really want to, but it's been a rough month. My mom's been really sick]]

There is no escape [[Wait and talk to them]]

"You know I really think we've got lightning in a bottle here with that idea of reviewing swiss cheese...." [[Back away]]

You slowly back away until you plummet off a cliff and die. YOU WIN!! [[Start Over?->An ominous meeting]]

YOU LOSE [[Start over?->An ominous meeting]]

A sinkhole opens up at your feel and swallows you into the earth. You are at ease. [[Embrace your newfound serenity]]

You lose track of the hours, or are they days? Finally, after reaching true enlightment, you begin to slide down, further into the earth. You fall. You fall. Eventually you land on soft, yielding soil. As you stand you are in a softly lit cavern. Surrounding you are a motley collection of humanoid fish, who are all armed with weapons that are also fish. [[FIGHT!]]

You search the ground around you for weapons. [[A Stick]] [[A Rock]] [[An Eel]] [[JUST FISTS]]

Fine. You have a stick. Are you happy now? Because I'm not. I put a lot of work into this, you could at least pick the funny options. [[Round 1->Round1]]

Searching the ground you find a mint condition Godsmack CD. [[Yeah, that's about what I was expecting->Round1]]

Billy the Eel jumps into your waiting arm. Vengeance flows from his eyes. [[CUE FIGHT MUSIC->Round1]]

You hear a shrill whistle. The observing adjunct justice from the international piscombatanarian society tentacles across the field towards you. "ALL WEAPONS MUST CONSIST OF BETWEEN 68.91 TO 73.82% SEA LIFE! DISQUALIFIED. THIS IS FISH LAW!" [[Go play parcheesi instead->An ominous meeting]]

Manchovy enters the field. He pulls a gun and shoots you dead. [[Start over?->An ominous meeting]]